aha! i found you!

i like going to the dentist coz it makes my teeth feel clean :)

2009-02-04T02:50:00.000-08:00

i dunno why the nurses were smiling at me so much after my wisdom teeth surgery, but maybe this is why:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

i cant really remember much after i woke up, hope i wasnt like that kid >.<

so anyway, i'm recovering pretty well, and i can eat udon!! :D and i can see the stitches in my mouth! black string!

i've been going out a LOT. sadly, not very productive in preparing for australia ): i have to mention though, that i went blading with heongmeng and got to ride on her scooter/bike/whatever its called!! AWESOME stuff i tell you. its so breezy and feels wonderful :D though you have to wear a helmet that covers your ears so you cant hear much and communication is kept to a minimum hahah.

went to the mind cafe with unsw med ppl yesterday :D pretty fun stuff, except the game, risk, takes too long :s and after that HEHEH we went to a lan shop nearby and played left4dead!! HEEHEE ohmyword so fun i love being the infected and jumping people.

speaking of gaming, my ps2 cable is spoilt. ps2's working but the graphics dont come on when i start the thing. so OH WELL.

i wanna watch om shanti om. hahah i'm gonna bring some bollywood stuff i bought over so i can watch :D

stanchart singapore marathon 2008

2008-12-09T05:45:00.000-08:00

my first time in a public run! i did the 10k one, and it was pretty darn annoying. i dont know how some people have the patience to go year after year in this obstacle course, really. tripping over loads of cups littered around the drink stations, (come on, its 10km, you dont need to drink anything!!) trying not to crash into people who suddenly start walking and swinging their arms real wide, weaving in and out of the crowd, or rather sea of blue adidas shirt wearing people, so i can actually RUN. but it was an interesting experience. i have never seen so many people altogether, for a run! after the starting gun/horn/whatever was sounded, it took me 5 mins to reach the starting line lol! and i guess a lot of people werent serious about running, coz many of them walked shortly after starting and went for the 1st drink station already! and there were guys in the women's 10k run (and boy, they sucked) many of them starte walking early on, and even some professional looking ones (tights/bike shorts, sunglasses, tight sleeveless shirt, tanned, armband, wristband, small sporty mp3 player) stopped around 5 or 6km to bend down, holding their knees or the barricade for support and panting, contorting their faces in pain/exhaustion. and i go "coughposercough". heehee.
10km wasnt much of a big deal, but i guess it was for the people who dont train/are weekend athletes. i didnt really train much for it, maybe running once or twice a week, but i guess its enough. i rushed 8km in 50 mins the other day so that i could catch avatar at 730 on tv hurhur. my average speed on normal runs is 8km/hr, and i think i took about 1hr 15min for the 10km stanchart run though i know i could have done better, if conditions were better hahahah. i think i did more than 10km, looking at how i was zigzagging through the crowd. i helped pack the first aid bags, so everytime i passed first aiders i was like, 'hey i packed those bags!' hurhur good feeling eh.
i'll be in the US from 12th to 29th! snowwwww!!!! but i dont like long flights argh. and ohno i have to pack):

i almost froze my fingers off today!

2008-11-24T06:08:00.000-08:00

yes i did! the gastro admin office in nuh is so darn cold! i didnt realise how badly affected my fingers were until someone messaged me and i tried to reply and i had so much trouble making my fingers do what i wanted to do: reply to the sms. my fingers never felt so retarded in my life! it was so slow, and i kept pressing the wrong keys, and i was like, ARGH!! next time, i'm bringing woolen gloves or something hahah.
anyway, i've just found out that my comp is not dead! its just the screen that died. yayyyyy.
i've had a very busy weekend. mum's bday (celebrated twice!), comp dying, cooking, painting adeline's shoes, and the corpcomm eye brochure! aaaaaaand i'm going to have a busy week ahead; everyday at nuh, and i have to squeeze time in to paint and train for the retarded stanchart thing so i can get the shirt (: oooh adidassss
and look! kat's using my aht as her profile pic! yayyyy :D i am most honoured. poor kat. you couldnt escape econs' deadly clutches. ey i miss you lah. are you ever coming back?

sighhhhhhh

2008-11-22T06:42:00.000-08:00

my laptop just died. and its just 4 years old. i thought it was some virus but noooo. it just died, like crashed, like, completely kapoot! i will miss it very much. at least it died while i'm still in sg so i can just get a new one!
hostels still havent gotten back to me)): i want shalom college but they havent as much as sent me a confirmation/receipt of application! foongming and shuying have already gotten an offer and accepted, one in shalom and one in international house. arghhhhh
i just watched tootsie! with dustin hoffman in it! its this really old movie about a guy who crossdresses to get a role in some soap for some money, and how it makes things really complicated in the typical american hollywood movie way! its awfully funny, check it out! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084805/
ahhhhh busy busy busy! ):

i like to move it move it :D

2008-11-20T06:25:00.000-08:00

hurhur. i loveeee madagascar (:
i went to the zoo and saw all the lovely lovely animals today! especially the ringtailed lemurs! like, king julian! mmmmm and giraffes like melvin, and zebras like marty, and lions like alex, or rather alekaye, but i didnt manage to catch the hippos ): sorry but no gloria and moto moto!
am currently hooked on superobamaworld.com hahahaha its so funnayyyeee!
ooh i am tired! because i'm so busy! because i told everyone i was free! therefore i am now busy!
hoboy, i'll be at nuh the whole of next wk! so sad la. my mum's gonna be away next wk, but i don't get to fully enjoy the sense of freedom that i should be having. sighhhhhhh!
and SOME people dont believe i can cook ): i show you la!
मह तुमसे मोहब्त किर्ती हु boooooob! i can see you next wk!! <3

lets all be friends

2008-11-16T00:19:00.000-08:00

tiff stella and i went to attica last night with tiff's sis and cousin to celebrate tiff's birthday! sort of! they had this november babies special where november babies get a free bottle of champagne, and free entry for people in their party who are dressed to the theme "ties or scarves". tiff's a genius :D
november babies and their party get to go up to the members area to get their champagne, and boy, that area is pretty cool and classy looking! however the music up there is weird. it isnt very nice to dance to coz its pretty trance like, and techno like, with no words and weird sounds. the normal ground floor public area has better music.
it was really really crowded! even more crowded than post prom! and with more annoying people! there was some random guy who grabbed my waist, presumably to push me away so he could get more space. then there was this other retarded guy who kept pushing me away from MY SPOT with his butt. thanks ah. and i felt so short. all the butts that bumped me (lack of space dammit!) hit me in the middle of my back.
BUT! the company was greatttt (: and the music was nice at some points. tiff's sister is kewl (: and so is her cousin. sighhhh. i need to be 6 years older or something.
i <3 my no1 sweet potato and my h3 math rabbit very much :D
aww shucks tiff tried the waterfall, an upgraded flaming lambhorgini, after we left. didnt get to see it, but she said it was nastyyyyy
then stella stayed over and we had cup noodles (: funnnnn
i've been able to catch up with so many people! especially with skype! awesome technology we have :D

i cant sleep ):

2008-11-13T08:49:00.000-08:00

it is 1am and i cant sleep. sighhhhh. i just had an iceblended at cafe cartel. hopefully the sugar and caffeine will wear off soon. meanwhile, i have been cleaning and tidying all my stuff, and i feel pretty good!
yesterday's draaanks with anna, yoosing and the funny monash people were pretty cool (:
i bought anna a long island iced tea, and SHE IS SO CUTE heeheee. she got red and happy after it (: even her lips were red! (: she ordered a pina colada, but finished the iced tea thing first (funny that they call it iced tea when there isnt any tea in it at all!) and yoosing took the pina colada away from her because she believed anna was having too much to drink! the pina colada wasnt nice anyway ):
i had an appletini, and yoosing had some mango-rum-iceblended thing that tasted GOOD (:
and after that, yoosing drove me home (: you know i love you and your car yoosing! :D
i wish i could drive! my parents dont allow me to drive even though i've got a license to):
oh yes i watched avenue q today with desiree and her friend chai peng!! it was pretty darn funny even though the acoustics werent that good (because we were sitting in the first row) and i didnt manage to catch everything. i am liking the "bad idea bears" very much. they are SO happy tree friends hurhur. they should have brought them out more often!
we went for supper at cafe cartel coz i didnt have dinner before that, and i had that stupid iceblended that is currently depriving me of my sleep. i caught myself dancing at the bus stop after that. good thing there wasnt anyone around. am trying to expend all that extra energy now, though i wont say how. i have to sleep soon!! i'm supposed to go swimming with josh tmrw!

for now, lets look at a picture of jean chong being dissected! :D

i use too many :D

2008-11-07T22:42:00.000-08:00

yesterday's draaaanks with joel, desiree, i-lynn and joydin:
beer beer and beer all sorts of beer
i-lynn's red wine - it smelled a little like ribena
sex on the beach - it is such a poser name! i think all the 17 and 18 year olds will go for it just coz it has the word sex in it. pfft. tried it coz its alice's favourite drank. tastes like cough syrup ):
aaaand heaven and earth green tea :D it was the nicest one hahah
and we played heart attack! SO FUN :D

i finished painting a bag yesterday! i think it is awesome :D even though my nugget-to-be looks retarded

just give me acetone and cheese, please

2008-11-06T22:15:00.000-08:00

arghhh painting is backbreaking work! i neeed a massage! but i like what i see :D
out again tonight to some forest in sembawang! hurhur
someone buy me acetone and a new set of paints and i'll love you long long long time! coz i'm too lazy to buy them myself :D

democracy!

2008-11-04T21:06:00.000-08:00

obama won! heheh i'm happy because i believe in democracy, and i dont know what republican means. and mccain and palin look a little sinister. yeah yeah i know i'm ignorant but at least i'm not a pretentious brat who tries to suck up to adults by talking about politics and the economy and global warming (:
currently, i dont really care about politics because i'm comfy with the sg government, and i think theyre doing an alright job! and i'll never vote for the opposition because they suck, dont have as much experience, and theyre all disorganised and sloppy.

dirtyyyyy ):

2008-11-04T19:05:00.000-08:00

i forgot to take my uncle's bday cake out of my bag so there are a lot of ants in it ):
aaaand i'm wondering how i collected so much of dry seeds, stalks, and grass from some unknown plant in my bag. i never put anything like that in my bag! no idea what plant it is either!

anyways, my homework today will be to watch casino royale before i go to watch quantum of solace later with the adult, banana kakak and haslin kakak.
i'm out every night this week! busy hor hahahaha. yes i get a kick out of hanging out with the over25-somethings :D

oh yes, now that i've passed driving and will be getting the license soon, i'll get to drive weilingoneechan's ambulance around the hospital!! bwahahahahaha. i dont get to do anything more than that though

i would like to grow taller, please! i neeeeed to play bball, but i dont have anyone to play with ):

buy me a draaaaank

2008-11-02T06:33:00.000-08:00

i went out with desiree, joel, and the cute couple charissa and clement yesterday! we went to some restaurant called house in dempsey for dinner, and it was joel's treat coz he changed the venue last min. heh :D the food was alright, but not worth the amount paid, ya? joel's veal cheeks were tough as beef jerky can. and anyone can overload pasta with pepper. my fish was good though. the ambience is nice, but i dont quite like it if i have to strain to read the menu. i tell you, the only place worth going to in that area is SAMY'S CURRY!! it is awesome, and affordable! it isnt a dinner place though. i dont think i'll be able to sleep well if i have dinner there heheh.
we had some yummy wine with our food. I IS HANGING OUT WITH THE 20-SOMETHINGS, YO. WE HAVE WINE, YO. i think it was sparkling wine.
oh yes, then after that we went to jazz @ southbridge, a jazz bar/pub/club/whatever it is. i cant tell the difference actually. i think sitting still and listening to a band play is not really my thing, but the company i had more than made up for it. the couple is awesome. they are so cute. and clement kept giving me drinks and all so i was pretty entertained.
draaaaank list:
wine for dinner. really yummy at first, not so yummy after food hahah
rusty nail - liquor with whiskey. tastes ok, not really very nice. herbal stuff isnt my thang.
long island iced tea - all the stuff mixed together. vodka, rum, gin, tequila, triple sec with lemon, coke, and loads of sugar to suit my taste (clement mixed it for me! he's a regular so they let him do lots of stuff) tastes good, not great, but i'd get bored after so much. the glass was huge! i never drank anything in such a big glass before hahah. maybe thats why its called LONG island iced tea. i drank half of it. cant fit so much liquid in my tummy when i'm just sitting there and not doing anything you know? OH, and there isnt any tea in it. lol.
lychee martini - or margarita, i always mix up the 2 coz they both start with M. dunno whats in it but it tastes great. the bestest drink of the night :D and there's a lychee inside! desiree thought it was a cherry and proceeded to offer me hers, and i didnt get what they were laughing about till joel told me ): i feel retardedd.
bits of whiskey and some liquor from the bottle
a sip of desiree's bloody mary which is grossssssssss): who puts tabasco in alcohol!! blearghhh
a sip of charissa's redish brown coloured drink. cant remember what its called hahah.
aaand thats all. not much, but sitting there, with a heavy stomach, doing nothing and listening to the (rather soothing) jazz made me slighty sleepy, partly because it was bedtime! but then after going home, i was WIDE, WIDE awake. the sugar. oh no. the SUGAR. i wasnt used to the amount of sugar i took in, coz i dont usually have so many sweet drinks. so i felt really really energetic, which sucked, because it was night time, and i cant go running at night. so i tried to expend all the sugar by walking around really fast, and running up the stairs, but nooooooo. i was still feeling hyper. is that me getting tipsy? it just felt like a sugar rush, without the tendency to be stupid. i felt a little too awake. i could remember what happened the day before, and i could tell desiree the difference between mitosis and meiosis. but i really felt like going running. heh. TOO MUCH SUGAR )):
sorry yoosing! i went drinking without you again!

dinner tonight!

2008-10-30T01:29:00.000-07:00

i shall be cooking dinner tonight because i dont feel like eating the usual boring food!
le menu:
spaghetti amatriciana -customised MY way :D with extra joanne love and of course, special ingredients
ratatouille, or rather, just some vegetable stew, coz i dont know what cayenne is, and therefore, i am not using it hahah
lemon and rosemary chicken

that is all, for now. i have finished the chicken and veggies, and the amatriciana is now simmering happily on the stove as i type this. the chicken is awesome, much better than expected, though a little too salty for my palate. the veggies turned out ok, veggies were never my thing, even though i did a whole A level project on it, thanks to miss-health-conscious-jean-chong :D
amatriciana, i love my amatriciana! its gooooood! so gooooood!
the chicken is so awesome, i'll make it for sunday's dinner too! :D

oh i have to add: i met joel lee jr and beatrice from church, and andrea khoo at driving the other day! interesting eh.

thank you for pissing me off

2008-10-29T07:11:00.000-07:00

yes you. cambitch. oh and seab isnt any better. fancy putting pw right after the chinese paper! and you ask us why we dont enjoy school. stupid stupid stupid cambitch!
and you! annoying boy. next time the rest of us go out to play, i wont bring you along. coz you pissed me off.

BUT! my yoosing makes me so happehh! thank you for your sandcastle building tools and cheap thrill today! :D i'd love to paint the beer shoes for you! after i'm done with adeline's cow ones. and desiree's giraffe/elephant ones (if she actually still wants it after so long lol)

sigh. i shall be helping my bro with pw tmrw. why, why is his group so hopeless?

lets all look at buns!

by my troth!

2008-10-28T06:47:00.000-07:00

what up with a 12 year old declaring her love for a 21 year old?? what are we teaching in schools today!! run along now and watch sesame street lil girl!

anyways, i think i should go for some classes, learn something interesting while i still have the time eh?
either learn a new language
or pick up some new sort of cooking (flipping prata yeahh!)
or learn martial arts
or learn popping/locking
or any dance actually
or maybe improve my blading
or... i dunno, just go to classes with people so we can hang out? :D
yooosing are you freeeeee?

digestive shite! :D

2008-10-25T23:36:00.000-07:00

we had our AH D&D yesterday! i was very kindly sponsored by donald, my boss, who came in pjs as john the little brother of wendy in peter pan! the theme was fairytales and fables, and i came as captain jack sparrow! emcee was an ass, but i loved rachel as princess rachel (now she's sister rachel chua hahah), and goldilocks and the three bears (aiwei, desiree the adult, and my 2 kakaks), and the other jack sparrow (a dentist heehee) stupid emcee made goldie and the 3 bears get last for the dancing segment even though they got the most applause (papa bear was swinging her tail and uh, mock smacking goldie's butt, and baby bear was all hiphop)
oh yes, this post is titled digestive shite because i had diarrhoea yesterday afternoon and wasnt feeling all that good. and now the funny stomach feeling is back, maybe due to what i drank last night.
well, after D&D, i decided to go with the adult, kakaks, and some other happy people to st james powerhouse! (eeeeheeehee thats where mr sito goes! ...does he?) and whoa, malay girls are like, so much hotter than chinese ones on the dance floor can. very very interesting experience :D
lost my balance and almost fell over when 2 of them suddenly sandwiched me and did their erm.. i dunno what its called.. dancing? to me? except i was very very unglam when caught off guard and legs trapped by theirs lol. started flailing my arms about ): but hey, the guys dancing (or chicken-dancing lol) in front of us were still worse than me at that unglam point hahah. they looked pretty dumb :D
desiree didnt dance): she was probably too sober lol
but but! some geek tried to befriend her hahaha. twas hilarious! "hi my name's gerald" "hi" "uh, what's your name?" "JANE" lol. so she made up this story about how we're all malaysian and we're here only for 2 more days, and my name was mary LOL. then he asked if we tangoed or salsaed and desiree said that she tangoes. hurhur. then he wanted to tango or something, but desiree said no, and i told him to show us a bit of his tango and maybe she'd like to dance. but he kept saying he needs a girl to dance with him for tango and he asked me, and i said "nah i'm not into that stuff, i do hiphop" lol. shat i should've said breakdance. i loooooved messing with him hahahah. so then he asked me to do hiphop and i was like "noooo, i'm tired, been dancing the whole night" i then sit on the chair and slap my calves for added effect :D dunno why, but he hung around a bit and then told me he was going to the boiler room. am i his mum? lol! funneh funneh funneh! so he left. and um, was pretty funny when he came back later and we were all dancing hahahah.
we left at 4am, and went to the adult's house! the adult went to sleep real fast ): i played her housemate arvin's PS3!!!!! yumyum love the ps3. ninja gaiden was pretty cool heh. the ps3 is oh so cool! wireless and touch activated! uh then i went to sleep at 6, and darn, adults have lovely beds! woke up at 8 :D 2 hours of sleep!
st james was.. alright. the music wasnt that great leh. there were some good ones, but not most of the time. and the cleaner doesnt clean the wet floor): aaand the guys in there were just uncool.
my draaaaanks for the night:
1 cup of swissotel beer
chinese tea! hahahahahah
1/2 cup of tiger beer at st james
about 1/2 or 1 cup of reddish brown liquor goldie and the three bears were having at their D&D table
1 vodka cranberry <3
i bit of whiskey on the rocks that didnt taste that nice so i gave it to the adult. arent adults useful? :D
a tequila shot that tasted awful, HOT HOT HOT might i say? the salt was gross, couldnt taste the lemon coz my tongue was numb, it was so difficult to down!): aiyah if you want to down calories, must taste nice right, next time get a cocktail :D
aaand a bit of rum and coke a took from the girls' jug to take away the taste of tequila :p
and thats all! i think i worked that liver baybeh!
tequila made my tongue numb and funneh. oh dear, i just realised i mixed draaanks! youre not supposed to right! desiree lee are you trying to make me drunk!!
all that and i didnt feel the least bit tipsy actually. i think i could have done integration ... or differentiation (eh eh stella?) if i wanted to!
so next time, just take coffee iceblended and apple juice! better for your liver and greater effect. seriously, it makes me high and happy. alcohol doesnt seem to have any effect as yet. except maybe diarrhoea? or was it from yesterday? anyway, my stomach feels funny, just like yesterday.
and i'm still coughing):

today's word is shit! :D

2008-10-24T22:29:00.000-07:00

cant they just scrap PW already!! the kids cant cope with all the extra deadlines, and i have to wipe MOE's sorry ass. thanks to MOE, we family members have to help our siblings/kids/cousins with their homework. PW is alright if you implement it properly and have a proper grading and teaching system that is standardized across the board ok. but MOE just throws their half baked idea on us and expects us to clean up after them!
and the kids doing it. GAHHHH. plz plz dont do project work if you cant, coz its painful watching you. cmon, MOE, PW should be optional. i just sat through 22:30 min of pain watching an oral presentation. they piss me off. they are boring. and what is that OP workshop vendor teaching them!! the longest 22 min of my life i think. its draining and just so.... horrible, like seeing a person being skinned alive, being disemboweled and having his intestines wound around a tree as he is led round it, dying from pain and blood loss, in the worst possible way with no dignity!
they are so bad! its like, a secondary school presentation? or primary school? they're just reading off the slides! and their papers! and the slides are the worst! BORING! BORING! BORING! imma gonna have to give them an earful sometime. JC students should not be giving such shoddy work! 1 year in JC already! any upper primary kid could do what they did! and probably even better than them! STUBBORN AH? DONT WANT TO LISTEN TO TEACHER'S GOOD ADVICE HUH? slaappp you then you know!
sorry i am quite pissed because i got a lot of shite today and this was a horrible presentation.
and now, i shall continue to wipe MOE's ass and help the kids with their presentation by doing it for them because they have to be spoonfed.

driving

2008-10-22T22:42:00.000-07:00

today's driving lesson was... annoying. i had some new instructor who was annoying. he kept braking for me! rargh! and he spoke in such a.. nasal and scarily perversely soothing way that somehow caused the word "paedophile" to pop into my head. he kept going "mmmmm, yesssss" and he kept putting his knee at my gear changing lever (forgot what its called hahar) which is so annoying coz he's obstructing, or rather, cramping my style! its weird to keep touching his knee everytime i change gear. and i'm driving MANUAL ok. and the obstruction doesnt stop there. he rests his hand on my handbrake rarrrrr!!! so once i deliberately coughed AT his hand to make him move it so i could pull my handbrake. i was so annoyed with his braking for me, i floored the accelerator comparatively more today. and he doesnt do his job lor. i moved off in 2nd gear quite a bit today (deliberately) and he idnt even tell me or anything. OH. and he kept opening the window to flick specks of some substance which, i gather from the frequency at which his hand approached his face, is his snot. HE'S CRAMPING MY STYLE, DAMMIT!
SIGH.

anyway, poor jean failed her driving test again. so i guess all she can do is continue to drive us round the bend (:

i need more time with my bed

2008-10-21T07:02:00.000-07:00

i managed the "mother of all documents" (thats what my boss called it, our environment of care policy heheh) pretty well! audit on it was smooth! yeshhhh! but, whoo! i know why its called the mother of all documents now!!! its like, so huge, thick and heavy, and it took so much and so long to get it done up! and it has so many thick thick appendices! and the appendices altogether are many many times thicker than the actual eoc doc!
TUESDAY- my team's supposed to just take care of the FMS (facilities management), but since the nursing and physician teams were doing pretty bad, we decided to assist them as well today! oh boy, i'm SO TIRED! but so fun! i was back-up (tailing) in the morning, but because i was being seen too often, i switched to advance (prep departments to be audited in advance) in the afternoon! we did pretty well today!! hohoho!
WEDNESDAY- rather relaxed today coz my FMS group passed with flying colours, so our auditor switched to clinical. still ran around a bit to prep when auditors started moving, but there was much less running and spying today ): auditors doing mostly document review and SQE. now i think almost all the nurses recognise me hahaha. when i come in theyre like "eh runner!" "where are they now?" "hallo runner!" but smokers are so annoying ): shah caught 6 smokers today, and yasmin found 20 cigarette butts )):
started stoning halfway during the jci debrief today hahah. i need more sleep luhh
oh! and we finally went out todayyyy. we had dinner at some place called greenhouse in vivo! YOOSING CAN DRIVE! hurhur. her level of coolness is thus automatically greatly increased! (: and she drove us home yay (: yoosing you know i love you so <3

the eagle has landed

2008-10-20T06:10:00.000-07:00

and the mice are terrified. however, keratin cannot hurt steel! hurhurhur all i need is some earpiece with a curly wire and dark glasses. FBI heheheh.
today was awfully exciting :D my facilities segment did exceedingly well! the same cant be said for the other 2 audits of the medical side ): pretty dumb mistakes):
mmmmmmmm i'm so tired!! spying is tiring work hmm?

oh yes

2008-10-19T07:40:00.001-07:00

also, the more i learn about jci while i'm doing it, the more i think its stupid and a big waste of time and resources. more on that later!
and hohohohoho! ________ totally has a crush on _______ and its so obvious hahahahaha! and its so amusing how ________ is creeped out by all this, and it gets me high hahahaha. and _______ is so gonna scold _______ for going out with ________ its so funny hahahahah :)

JCI tmrw, and i'm feeling pretty awesome :D

2008-10-19T07:04:00.001-07:00

oh boy oh boy jci's tmrw! you know why i'm so excited? coz i've got a really really cool top secret role to play for jci! its sorta fbi-spy-ish, and i get to wear comfy clothes! and i'm even more psyched now that i'ce watched mr and mrs smith on tv hahahahah. so cool la :D
oh and i'm feeling rather invincible too! (i know i'm not, but eh, let me have my fun la) i'd been having pain in my left achilles tendon since tuesday, just woke up and i had it. apparently coz i've been overstraining it i think. i mean, i run around and up and down AH (coz the lifts are so slow, and there are so many slopes and hills) many rounds, for almost the whole day, almost everyday, so i guess this was gonna happen. or maybe i just did something really violent in my sleep. aaaand i've been couging and coughing lots since last wk. and it got worse today coz i probably caught something from the wards yesterday (yes, running around the whole day yesterday too, and its a saturday! i worked from 9 to 6pm yes hahahah) so today i had a slight fever after church. amazing thing is, after all that, i went home, took a super long, luxurious nap from 230 or 3 to 530 and suddenly ankle pain is gone, and fever and flu-like symptoms gone :D though i still have a bit of the cough. this is like one of those RPG games where you go to a bed, or an inn, click "rest" and then all your hp and mp is restored lol.
isnt the body just so amazing? awesome creation from an awesome creator :D aye i'm so glad i'm gonna study more about it next time :D
donald my boss said he'll sponsor me for D&D on saturday! :D hehehe i have a very cool boss.
i've got to be there at 730 tmrw! hohoho so exciting :D
oh yes, joseph just gave me a shark tooth necklace!!! awesome!! i feel cooler wearing it already :D
wed dinner at vivo<3 JEAN DONT FORGET AH.

i am tired! but i feel like i'm kinda cool!

2008-10-17T05:54:00.000-07:00

i just finished work at 730pm todayyyyy on a frydayyyy. and i'm going to work again tmrw on a saturdayyyy because of JCI. i need zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. but i must say, i am so very efficient! finished so many things already :D but its annoying when you have to work with some other inefficient people coz you have to keep chasing them, partly coz some of them are lazy *coughlazyengineercough* and some of them are incompetent so you gotta do their work for them/ search for people who know how to do it. and some engineers piss me off coz their english sucks so much that no one understands what theyre trying to say (in many many many documents rawr) and so much time is wasted editing that english. they should go for grammar courses before doing any other courses! SIGH.
anyways, on to why i feel so cool :D i got an awesome fbi-spy-esque role to play for JCI <3
playing spies always makes you feel so cool right. hurhurhur
and the drink stall auntie is so niceeee :D i told her i was sick, and she made me lime juice mixed with honey (that is not on the menu, by the way) for free on wed and thurs (i couldnt go see her today, was glued to my comp coz of the bigass pile of work) she told me just take that and i'll get well fast and i dont need to take medicine! i'm still coughing my lungs out though :(

i'm sickkkkkk ):

2008-10-15T06:12:00.000-07:00

i've got a cough. rarr. so annoying. phlegm's stuck somewhere in my trachea and i cant get all of it out ): its yellow btw! :D
the drink stall auntie gave me lime juice mixed with honey today coz i was coughing pretty bad, and BOY IS IT SOUR. i was scrunching up my face like >.< with every sip. the auntie said; no need to go to the doctor, just drink this and you'll be fine! hurhur.
anyway, i realised that there's this taste everytime i cough up some yellow phlegm! does that mean i can taste germs???
was supposed to go running with today (she's heong meng, but since we both have mings in our names, i'm daming and she's xiaoming, and such a coincidence that she's born in the year of the snake like me too! just one generation earlier ahahahhaha) but coz i was sickkkkkkkkk i couldnt go )):
hweetiang's back from maternity leave, and she looks good!!!! her tummy's so flat lor. and she's got this healthy glow. and she cut her hair.
you know, AH has loads of hot mommas. like really. they have kids but they still look pretty darn good compared to some people i've seen who have had kids. ahh the wonders of the human body.
JCI's pretty taxing on everyone here (except maybe finance ahahaha) and my poor poor boss has nary a fat cell in his body, his cheeks are concave! his pants are loose! he's eating m&ms that expired 2 years ago that has suspicious chinese words on it just coz he found them somewhere at his table and he doesnt have time to buy stuff to eat!! i hope he had the nuts i bought him the other day.
desiree lee makes me happeh :D she's so funny hahahahah. i told her not to keep hanging her specs and stuff on her collar coz its low cut and its pulling it down further and all, and she was like"what, you scared of boobs? huh? huh?" then attempted to smother me with her bosom -.-" and we then had an interesting conversation about how she got it from her grandmomma and not her momma. i say, jci's making everyone a little crazy :D
psst! i hear mr liak's son's a naughty naughty boy :D

humus is the new peanut butter!

2008-10-05T00:51:00.000-07:00

i've been addicted to humus ever since my parents brought some back from israel!! its AWESOME ok. i keep making stuff to eat it with, and it just tastes so GOOD!! :D
watching zohan got me interested in tasting it, coz they used humus for everything! i need more more more humus!
so anyway, i was making humus with my mum today:

me: what's that youre putting on my humus!
mum: paprika
me: isnt paprika supposed to be red? (it was black stuff!!)
mum: its just a little bit old thats all. herbs are good, you should learn to eat herbs
me: OLD herbs??

so anyway, i've been making this israeli salad thing:

to go with the humus and all, and together it looks like this:

i dunno what its called but it tastes GREAT :D this is one sandwich that i wouldnt mind having for breakfast lunch dinner and i wont even complain :D hohoho surefire way to make kids eat their veggies too! I was chopping cucumbers to make this for my breakfast yesterday, and accidentally chopped myself ): why "chopped" and not "cut"? coz it was a pretty deep cut! good thing i have reflexes so i didnt chop anything off (: so it looked like this:

opened up here:

hohoho pretty interesting, i think i got right through the epidermis, at least through an arteriole in the dermis, judging by the amount of bleeding even after washing and application of pressure :D oh boy, do i love learning about the skin! yes i know i'm a geek :D

speaking of skin lacerations, i got this from wakeboarding (or cable skiing, whatever you want to call it)

its on my shin! rght smack in the middle, where my wakeboard hit me:

its just a scab now, almost everything's healed :( cannot show off
sigh. i need people to go cable skiing with me. sorry rephrase that. i need OLDER people to go with me coz i need a guardian thats over 21 years to accompany me ):
PLEASE? anyone?

cable skiing

2008-10-02T06:34:00.000-07:00

i went to the cable ski park at east coast on wed-hari raya with ivan and joseph! poor josh couldnt make it coz he was sick ): first time, but we did well! there was a beginner's recommended course that starts with kneeboarding followed by skiing and finally wakeboarding, but we skipped it all and went straight for the coolest-wakeboarding (which might not have been such a great idea coz we couldnt really do it hahah)
IT WAS SO FUN. even though we didnt even get past the 1st ramp. we lost our balance after just 2-3 secs everytime hahahah. its pretty tough! joseph and i managed to get the furthest, and i managed to do the most stylish one!! :D heehee. imma gonna be the next tony hawk. yeah right. i need to be able to make it beyond the first ramp hahah. well anyway, mine was the most stylish, as ivan said, because i put my board perpendicular to the direction the cable was pulling me, and you can imagine the coolness of the plumes of water made by that eh? eh?
they said that everytime i fell, it took some time for me to let go of the cable so i would always be dragged a distance (i FLEW half the time, they said) and there was once, by board got stuck at the start and i was yanked by the cable and landed about 7 plus metres away. lol. oh, and coz i kept getting dragged along on the water, my shorts almost came off! :D harhar
there was this auntie in a bikini who was awfully pro. her wakeboard was just a flat piece with nothing to strap your feet to! like, nothing! flat surface! but she could do it beautifully anyway!
now i'm aching in muscles i never knew i had! there's one along my right ulna, and my armpits (harhar) and the back of my left knee!
DAMAGES: student price of $37 for 1 hour on a public hol, and i've got a bruise/scrape (its a scruise! or a brape! i think scruise sounds better) on my shin from where my board hit/scraped me. aye battle scar. pity its healing so fast.
wakeboarding is SO FUN. anyone wanna go with me?? :D we might just be splashing around most of the time though hahah

flirt?

2008-09-28T06:16:00.000-07:00

when i told tiff i wouldnt be in nuh coz of my driving test, she said, "Good luck!! U can pass by flirting with your examiner:-) people have done it."

0.o"

i dunno how to flirt ): does flirting mean you use pickup lines like "if i were an enzyme i would be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes"? ahhhh so embarrassing!! and the uncle will probably go "i'm not wearing jeans" or he wouldnt get it at all!

i have GOT to stop laughing when i do an emergency brake

2008-09-27T07:35:00.000-07:00

but the screeching of tyres just sounds so funny! sigh. how am i ever gonna be successful in acting like an adult! rarr! what to do what to do!
AH HAH. i shall talk econs! and complain about ERPs! ok i shall hang out with the uncles tmrw bwahahahaha.

...then again, its too much effort. i shall just drive like the pro i am, giggles or no giggles. i'm pro ok! i can do the S-course and crank course really fast bwahahhahaha.

i whipped up a little something today, a mediterranean sorta thing. pita bread with veggie mix (whatever you wanna call it, its just chopped cucumber tomato and peppers with a dressing i mixed) and hummus. awfully yummy even though its all veggie :D hey cool i can make kids eat their veggies by making yummy veggies! i have the power to make veggies taste nice! awesummmm :D

rejoice! for hepatitis c is half done! and i want a microbe plushie!

oh oh i've got 2 limited edition mock pillcams that are actually little flashlights! one from rachel in AH and another from some random doc in NUH! yes yes i can see you biomedical engineers and biotech geeks turning so green that you could almost photosynthesize! bwahahahaha

sighs

2008-09-26T23:38:00.000-07:00

it is a lovely sunny saturday afternoon, but i dont have anyone to play with!! ): people are either overseas, too busy with school, busy with ns, busy with work, too lazy to play (you know, those indoorsy types)
and i'm stuck with hep c workkkkkkk. not that its a totally bad thing, at least i'm interested in hep c.
but i wanna play bballllllllllll!!!!! charmaine tan you get your butt back here now!!!!
HMM. i think i will go to my aunts house to play with her dog. or skateboard. or hang out with a certain cool bio teacher. and maybe prepare dinner :D
can someone bring me wakeboarding please? just once. pleaseeee?
mannnn its so hot. sometimes i wish i was a guy so i could just wear nothing but shorts.

जो = कामिनी !!

2008-09-25T22:59:00.000-07:00

I made a mistake. In my previous post about the psycho stalker kid, i called him spastic and all, but i realised i shouldnt have (after someone told me that its mean to say that about him because he suffers from a medical condition that might explain his bizarre behaviour) so I'm taking that off the post. Sorry Mr stalker! (shall not put his name here)
I'm pissed with myself! RAWR! I realized that I haven't had time to think much about things, to reflect and digest the day's or rather, past week/month's of happenings. Nowadays I just hastily say/put down something at the top of my head. This is not good! I'm becoming a stupid insensitive ________! (fill in the blanks with your desired word, I bet youre pissed with me too)
Many things that I thought I should share with everyone (that were actually important and interesting) were forgotten, I was just too tired, busy etcetcetc. I've been falling asleep on the floor after I'm home while my parents watch TV, got up to bathe, then stoned in front of the comp and fan, waiting for my hair to dry ( it's a good thing its shorter now!) and trying to do some work/trying to read that 4kg book. I'm reading it coz Dr low’s a really nice teacher and he wants me to read it. (the girl at the bookshop where he bought the books for me calls him my teacher )
Anyway, being tired is no excuse to be mean! That is bad. But being tired predisposes one to being mean, so everyone, please get enough rest!
... but I'm still not gonna add him back on fb. He's scary.

This is random, but rang de basanthi is stuck in my head.
Note: desiree says she'll para para with me next wk!

and please feel free to tell me when i'm being a jerk :D

what to do

2008-09-24T05:14:00.000-07:00

i had dinner with tiff and stella yesterday! at asian kitchen in citylink mall coz stella had to do a review on their xiao long baos :D

i am SO busy. i've got to do a hepatitis C patient info thing for Dr low (i finished hep B! :D) so more researchhhhh. then he wants me to read the textbooks he bought me too. eek. and the anatomy book's like, 4kg!! i build up my muscles everytime i read it! awesome! hohoho!

i need to think of a fun job to do after i stop teaching in about nov. here's my list:
hawker - cant coz i need a licence
hawker assistant - cant coz i cant speak chinese very well
taxi driver - you need to be over 35 years
shuttle bus driver - still open! ooh! i like driving!
barista - thought of it, but i'm not really into coffee
market fruit stall assistant - still open! but i dont know anyone who's hiring
tuition teacher - boring. probably not even though someone wants me to teach them
porter - probably cant get a job in a hotel coz theyre usually guys, but hospital...? dunno la
room service person - still open! heehee so fun
full time crafting - i think i'll get bored of it after a while though
newspaper delivery - i cant ride a bike (both the motorised one and the manual one) unless they allow me to walk haha
waitressing - last resort. only if i cant do anything else, coz everyone does it, so its not that interesting

this list can grow! suggestions suggestions!

2 little pigs that irritate the poop out of me

2008-09-22T08:09:00.000-07:00

there are 2 waruihito that irritate me so very effictively. yes i've discovered a new one recently! both of them are just so alike. gosh. besides their being extra annoying, both are guys (had to say that coz the both of them are just so sexist) and both are geeks. sorta. SO irritating! but the good thing about being a teacher is you dont see that waruihito so often.

anyway, i think teachers are just so cool and patient and forgiving and so awfully awfully nice!
it could be partly due to the fact that adults just have that extra level of coolness that you havent attained yet. the AH people are cool too! more about this topic sometime when i have more free time. i have to practice acting adult-ish so i can increase that chances of passing my driving test (they are more likely to pass adults right? no thanks to all those young reckless drivers out there)

just about a month and i've already got a psycho stalker? thanks!

2008-09-15T08:01:00.000-07:00

i've only taught for about a month! so this student adds me on facebook (and i've never seen, much less taught, him before) and i ask, who are you? he replies "I just wanna be your friend and fill your loneliness online while your parents go to somewhere called Dubai..."
firstly, that sentence is grammatically slaughtered. secondly, i dont think they went to dubai, but the fact that he knows my parents are away somewhere around there is freaky. and thirdly, where the heck did he get the idea that i'm lonely? online? or something like that?
he is a crazy ass who has nothing better to do than to add and stalk people he doesnt know and i'm not gonna add him back. damn scary can.

on a lighter note, the research nurses at nuh have introduced some games to me, one called "sally's salon" and the other called "wedding dash" and they are very very addictive :D
oh and wymin has introduced word twist and scramble to me on facebook! theyre really addictive toooooooo oh noooooooooo! but ohhhh so funnnn

driving is fun!

2008-09-10T07:31:00.000-07:00

HEEHEE. my driving instructor gave me a whole stick of bubbleyum bubblegum todayyyyyyyyyyy :D then scolded me for driving recklessly :D

i look like an ah beng

2008-09-05T03:31:00.000-07:00

bad bad hairdo. gosh. and i teach ahbengs. howwwww

my mum doesnt allow me to go cable skiing ): as usual, her imagination runs wild and she says i'll go on from that to wakeboarding in the open sea, and australian sea and drown/get eaten by sharks. and you know how parents go on and digress and talk about how i'm not using my other toys, how i'm not reading the books/newspapers i'm supposed to read, etcetcetc.
everyone's leaving/too busy. i need someone to play sports/outdoor activities with leh.

happy teachers day! :D

2008-08-29T21:14:00.000-07:00

yesterday was teachers day! and i went back to nj! they had some item in the teachers day concert called the 'hot seat', where 3 teachers would be invited up on stage to choose a qn each to answer from a cup of questions! mr barnabas tan (heehee angeline tay) mr neo chee peng and a mr khoo (is he new?) were chosen :D so mr tan got the qn "whats your favourite drink and how does it reflect your personality?" so he went something like, "my favourite drink as MISS TAY would know, is green tea. (insert oohs and aahs for mentioning his biology teacher sweetheart) i'm like green tea coz i'm very constant." (insert some random oohs for that constancy haha) so the emcee asks "do you have anything else to say to ms tay?" (crowd roars with laughter, oohs, encouragement etcetcetc.) so he goes, "um, i think ms tay and the council have worked very hard for teachers day, you know some of them stayed overnight to finish up the stuff........yes they worked very hard, and thank you all for working so hard for teachers day" LOL. now we hear a lot of oeiiiiiiiis and noises expressing disapproval of his bush perimeter beating answer hahaha. i think the mr khoo got "who would you choose to spend your last day on earth with? parents are not counted" so he said his girlfriend's a ms tan, but there are a lot of ms tans in nj and outside too, and rambled on some more, and at the end, he declared his love for her by saying "she's the one i want to spend the rest of my life with" lol. then mr neo was ficin a personality test thing which was like, boring. but he's funny hahaha.

i got to see only both the ms chuas, and give them presents of course! the bio-half-married-ms-chua got lovers vouchers which are like, shopping vouchers except they say "cuddling session" and "end of argument" and "chauffeur service" something like that hahaha. then the math-dont-wanna-get-married-but-has-a-bf-ms-chua got a rubber band gun! she loved it! and i love it too! its cool hahaha. i got it for her to shoot her students coz i remembered she threw her marker at a sleeping yuyan and its pretty heavy and difficult to retrieve. also, ammo is rather limited. rubber bands are the best!

yes i'm rambling because i'm unbelievably busy and have no time to write a proper entry. i've been busy with work (i'm teaching bio at pj now!) and research work for nuh, and applications for hostel stay etcetc

anyway, after nj's teachers day, i went for lunch with joseph and jonjon at SAMY'S CURRY :D i almost killed myself drinking there man. the food's so hot, i drank a litre of fluid, and didnt really eat that much lol. jonjon was too powerful la. he didnt even touch his drink for his first helping, and he took a second helping with all the hot stuff! crazy guy. jonjon's going to canada for some university exchange program! so exciting! then we'll visit him there end of the year heheh.

well after that, i went home and prepared for the night's (pj's) teachers day dinner! i wore a turquoise sari with pale green bangles and blue earrings and necklace, and some makeup. heehee i did it myself! for the first time! and it looked NICE. (it was just the eye makeup, but hey, the eyes are the only things that are usually decorated on a face right) will post pictures sometime... if i ever get down to it. i saw stella's sister's chem teacher! she got the most glamorous award i think hahaha. the theme of the party was glamfest heehee. lots of people dressed up for it! it was really really awsome :D i think some pe teachers went clubbing afterward. i had drinks with some other teachers after that! :D i must show off my legal-ness heheh. stella's sister's chem teacher recommended me a tequila sunrise. which tasted like orange juice. i slept at about 230am.
i realised why i dont go clubbing/pubbing often. i get sleepy. bedtime hahahah. they should shift the hours earlier la. i like sleeping. sleeping is good. goodnight!

if i were an enzyme i would be dna helicase so i could unzip your genes

2008-08-28T07:59:00.000-07:00

i've been REALLY BUSY! ..... as usual.
am working as a bio relief teacher at pj now, and going to nuh on tuesdays to help out with research. some weekends are also dedicated to research. sigh. at least relief teaching is good good money! :D and its sometimes entertaining too! today, 3 of my students were admiring a male teacher's eyebrows. like seriously. they were like "its so nicely shaped!" "i think he shaves his eyebrows" "no lor, he plucks them la" and they encouraged me to take a look at his eyebrows to see for myself. hmmmm. he happens to be my teacher mentor. funny people eh :D
met stella and weilingoneechan for dinner and icecream at holland v yesterday night! :D dinner at the 'yi bao' noodle place next to the laksa place was nice! i like them chicken noodles! :D and then icecream at cold rock creamery was.... sinful. weiling had mango sorbet mixed with passionfruit (really sour, but pretty refreshing too!) i had rum and raisin - i like! - mixed with a mars bar! (too sweet! theyre best left separate hahha. oh marsbars give problems when you have braces hahahah) and stella had a plain peanut butter icecream on a cone that tasted like.... PEANUT BUTTER! hahaha awesome right. aiyah i forgot to take pictures. the whole night was weiling's treat :D i heart weilingoneechan! oh and she might bring us to her prof's pub/club party! so kewl. never met a partying prof before.
stella's gonna stay over sometime! heehee so fun.
oh! and yuelin and i are gonna see PINK DOLPHINS during the sch hols! yay
and tmrw is teachers day, so i'm gonna go crash nj! then lunch with cousins! then pj teachers day dinner! theme's glamfest lol. and i'm going with the group thats doing bollywood coz its um, glam.
i'm a teacherrrrrr! RESPECT ME! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

look! look!

2008-08-15T06:52:00.000-07:00

this is a friend's blogshop!
http://angsanaseed.livejournal.com/ pls go check it out and support her! she has pretty good pretty stuff, not like some trash you get in other blogshops that i've seen! its really worth your time and moneyyyyyy!

as usual, i've been really busy so i havent been able to update and everything. i've painted 2 pairs of shoes! that i will post up somwhere when i have time.

resolved!

2008-07-30T06:22:00.000-07:00

i really dont. gahh. dunno whether thats good or bad though. that lazy engineer guy's just a distant thing now. but it was pretty scary, coz no one had ever threatened me like that. the only threats i ever got were things like "if you dont get your homework done, i'll dismantle the modem" or "if you dont bring your notes/book to class i'll give you extra homework" da-yum, everythings about homework! am i a singaporean student or what?!

well the lazy engineer guy problem has been solved, efficiently! all i did was tell my boss the truth about him, my boss said he fully agrees with me (even told me once that that guy makes him want to vomit blood sometimes due to certain incompetencies) and said he'll counsel that guy and ask him why he lied. yay. i say, telling the right adult will solve the problem. adults are pretty darn cool.

a summary of the lazy engineer guy problem because i removed the previous 2 entries:

there's this lazy engineer guy that's in another department that my boss heads. he's like the most senior person in that dept under my boss, and my boss asks me to help him sometimes (he asks me to help lots of people hahah, which is fun coz you make new friends) but anyway, he's been asking me to do stuff for him more and more when my boss isnt around. i wouldnt have a problem with doing stuff for him if he was a nice guy, but he lied to me and my boss, and threatened me, so it was pretty difficult. he'd always tell me to do his work first, not my dept's work even if i told him it was urgent, he'd say his was more important that my boss', which pissed me off coz my boss is a nice guy and his stuff's more urgent (like TOTALLY) and there was also a problem coz someone from my dept was not very happy that i kept helping the other dept, and not my dept. and this lazy engineer kept insinuating that i was slacking when i wasnt around to help him (coz i was doing other more important work) and was pretty unhappy that i wasnt devoting all my time to him. like lol. so anyway, the last straw was when he gave me a 3000 word document of copy-pasted notes, and the criteria for selection for the award, to do a 500 word article so the hospital could win some award for being environmentally friendly, and said it was just a 1000 word writeup that he had done, and all i needed to do was summarise it into 500 words, adding that it it could be done in just half an hour. he told my boss he just needed me for half an hour and this was of course, entirely untrue. i was supposed to help him the next day, but took the day off coz my swiss friends just arrived and my mum wanted me to entertain them for a day. so that day he got someone to msg me and tell me to come (like, he cant msg me himself coz i'm unworthy of his msges??) and i told the person i had the day off. so i get this msg from him after that "i will have a word of yr performance with COO and Donald" (my boss is donald, and coo is donald's boss) whoa. his english sucks, and i had never gotten threats like that before. scary, even though i knew he couldnt do anyhing to me, i mean, i'm a temp staff. hahaha. so i told my boss! YAY.

well anyway i've been unbelievably busy this past week, coz i stopped work at alexandra on thurs so i was busy preparing byebye stuff, and also with other arrangements and presents. and helped with alee's party yesterday :D no breathing space man. i'm like, starting at nuh now, voluntary research stuff. which is dumb coz i should be earning money like yoosing to pay for my education ):

i'm not dead!

2008-06-04T06:19:00.001-07:00

i had an outing with tiff kat and chriselle last sunday! like a long time ago on the 25th coz i was too lazy to update! we watched indiana jones, which i found ok, not bad but not greatgreat either. then we played PARAPARA! gahhhh so fun! the kids playing parapara were just so boring so we decided to jazz it up a little and actually DANCE heheh(: we took turns, but kat wasnt keen coz she said she "sucked at it" eheheh yeah righhtttt she actually does it really well. para para will probably be one of my top entertainments for a while(:

AAAAAAND i've joined aly in the crafting business, selling painted shoes, accessories and etc. at http://e-quipoise.blogspot.com/ !!! ufufufufu since we got the skillzzzz and the expertise, we're putting it to good use for the benefit of society! we ensure that you get the top quality stuff through our extensive research and development! do take a look and recommend us to your friends (:

anyway, i'm thinking of switching to a more interesting job since i have some more time. but cant really think of anything yet. i cant open a food stall in school canteens coz i dont have a licence, and i cant be a taxi driver coz i dont have a driving licence. hmmmm... suggestions anyone?

yumyumyumyum

2008-05-18T08:46:00.000-07:00

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! i'm gonna watch it tmrw! eeee cant wait!
monash monash monash pls i dont feel like unsw anymore hahaha
i like suburbs. *insert joke about suburbs in india* eheheheheehee
oh oh i just painted one sneaker! nj gateclimbers yayyy. heheheh be jealous. sneeaaaker. sneak sneak sneakerrrrrr. sneaker painting spree!
chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate! shows you taekwondo and muay thai is the way to go!
i am.. rather incoherent am i?
nvm! CHOCOLATE!

thank you for reminding me that i am short and that i have no prospect of ever being tall

2008-05-16T18:58:00.000-07:00

i was talking to this nurse and she suddenly said that she thinks i should do paediatrics. so i was like EH? why? (paediatrics is something i totally didnt even THINK of doing, pls. cue snotty little singaporean brats whining/trying to show off/acting like theyre the centre of the universe) then she dropped the bombshell, "youre small small cute cute like kids so you all look alike and can relate to each other better! i think kids will like you!" stabbed me right through the heart thanks. but i still like her coz she's super nice((: that was a big ouchieee
the other day when i was buying sneakers and looking for my size, size 3, the guy only had size 5 and he said "uhh can buy 5 first la, you will grow one" so i was like ummmmmmmmm, no can you search harder for that size 3? i dont GROW ANY MORE):

2008-05-01T22:10:00.001-07:00

i spent a large part of labour day working. at home. yes. i am THAT busy. can i have a pay rise, please?

was working on photoshop for mailer designs for our upcoming ALEXANDRA FAMILY DAY!! specifically for our family pageant segment! hohohoho! and when we're all done we get to be STATIONMASTERS! hohoho! but i have to get this done 1st. sigh. you know, all my photoshop skills were self taught, so i only learnt it when i had time (which meant i had work to do for photoshop) ah well.

so after i worked for family day, kat came over and we discussed THE NJ GATECLIMBERS TEE! which meant i had to work on photoshop again. but at least i had company!

then after that yuelin came over and 3 of us went out! yayyy. i like going out. then kat left to meet her cousin and yuelin and i went to watch forbbiden kingdom. was pretty cool, but not enough jackie chan vs jet li actionnnn. and the girls really suck at fighting cool.

i made 2 new friends while queueing for tickets ahahaha. sanjay and karthik (another karthik??) haha ummm we just started talking(: it turns out that sanjay and shubana are in the same tuition class too! and then after the movie, yuelin and i met lots of people! i bumped into my pri1 teacher mrs tan! she still looks the same. lol and she has 3 kids! then we bumped into vivian teh who was working at borders! and then we bumped into sharmaine oh at the bus stop behind borders! hahahahaha

heh. and i worked again yesterday, on my day off. my boss offered me the day off! yay he's super nice. but i still have to work coz i'm behind (this isnt even my department's work! its like, corpcomm!) but i like corpcomm stuff too so nvm hahahah

today i went out with my anna yoosing silvia jean astrid! hehehehee sounds funny. we had lunch at ichiban boshi, shopped and dessert at azaru sabo (however you spell it) and then 3 of them went off for college day. eew. hahahahahah

ok i'm tired of typing. but must note all these down coz it was fun. mmmmmm sukiyaki for dinner with aunts and uncles!

starhub sucks

2008-04-30T04:01:00.000-07:00

yes they do. my dad forgot to pay my handphone bill for just 1 month and they turn off all my handphone services without warning. thats awfully nice. AND FOR THAT, I'M GONNA sive starhub another chance, and if they do it again i'm gonna MAKE A SWITCH to some other handphone thingy service thing. whatever its called.
hmm i've got a place in unsw, but i'm hoping to get into monash coz its a year shorter. but even if i dont, i dont mind coz sydney's a nice place to live in and aunty angeliq and lots of people will visit me if i'm in sydney! yayy. even my ceo said i should go to unsw coz sydney's a pretty place(:

why are there only 24 hours in a day!!!!

2008-04-28T07:31:00.000-07:00

i'm busy! hahaha besides being busy with work, i've been busy with play too!
went to sentosa with yuelin on saturday to build GONDOR! hohoho! and we did! a rougher version of course, who could have enough time and strength to do all the tiny details! i'll post pics of it soon(: aye we applied and re-applied SPF 50 sunblock (yuelin twice, me thrice) and we still got marginally darker.(yuelin got darker than me, of course) hahaha. oh and the sun got through yuelin's shirt! like, she got tanned under the shirt, said she could see the lines made by her swimsuit. after the whole thing i realised i forgot to put sunblock on my back where there was an aesthetic opening in my swimsuit, and i am therefore sunburnt at the small of my back thank you very much. ayeee i'm going brain dead too tired.
oh ya there was this indian guy who walked past with his family, looked at our gondor and told his family "OH MY GOD!" with that super duper funny indian accent, pointing to our gondor! hahahhahahh
oh boy we had good good food. superdog for lunch and shin kushiya (however you spell it) for dinner. i'll elaborate more when i post pics la. tireddd
summary of the day: sunburn, goodfood, "OH MY GOD!"
then sunday was ivan's 21st bday party! yayyy happy birthday ivan! please get a girlfriend soon!
he had a bbq party yumyum, and everyone crowded around the bbq place to inhale smoke and get lung cancer! i'm joking. oh man i think i'm overworked.
and now i have to do mailers for our family day event (yes i am doing corpcomm work even though i'm in hospital planning. but its fun la) and the thing is i dont have a comp or fixed seating place at work now coz alexandra is too poor and we dont have enough comps for the additional people we hire. OVERCROWDING in the office!
ah. today i did hospitalplanning/facilities/corpcomm stuff. heh. at least no finance.
aye my boss is cool la. he's always making jokes, with an almost-straight face coz he's so tired and overworked, and he's super nice. and the people around are so cool too. i'm blessed(:

2008-04-25T05:25:00.000-07:00

whoot! whatta week! oh my, an alliteration! hahahahah
i was out late on monday wednesday and thursday for dinner with lots of lovely people. tiring, but goooooood fooooood and great company to match!
today i was mistaken for peaktra (i dunno how to spell her name) who's a fellow fresh-outta-school-working-as-i-do-uni-applications person! that was funny. anyway, since yoosing's on attachment, her department, finance, has been borrowing me to do work for them (rarrr you slackerrrrr) then i went around looking for boxes! to put the books i sorted into! heh i wore gloves when sorting and stuff coz i kept getting horribly painful paper cuts and it was pretty dirty/dusty. then after that, jeremy, another fresh-outta-school-working-as-i-do-uni-applications but-waiting-for-ns-first person asked me what i did at night. SLEEP LA. yen tan and weiling-onee-san then took the opportunity to tease him. dunno what they teased him about coz i was quite brain dead hahahaha. li ching gave me cake <3 i love li ching(: she's cool. imma gonna start a li ching fanclub.
oh boy! sentosa tmrw with yuelin!!!!! cant wait! <3

i like towels

2008-04-23T08:59:00.000-07:00

i was praised to the skies today, by the guy who wanted me to meet his son. he said i was really smart, i've got excellent english (well, compared to the engineers, of course i do) i'm really great, i'm really above average etc etc. i like :D heheheheheheeee. i gues he was impressed coz i handled a whole hundred+ page mechanical&electrical contract for a hospital+medical centre for them. heh. i would say, i managed the thing, yo. i'm a manager!!! not many teenagers get to manage a whole contract for tenders, so i guess its praiseworthy (:
but some engineers are really annoying. theyre lazyyy la. rawr. its good they werent in my project work group or something hahaha. but i still have to work with them coz i'm helping to edit their crappy-english-contracts. we should send people for training courses in grammar before anything else, yo! we have to waste time and resources editing things coz they cant get their is-are-of-and-etc-etc correct.
smelly is gross. BO is ok if you keep it under control, which means i'm not affected even if i stand next to you. if i'm gasping for fresh air even though i'm a metre away, you need to quarantine yourself. also, if its hot, please dont wear a jacket so you can look cool because that will make you sweat even more and make everyone else suffer. RARRRR stupid smelly guy!!!!!! even though i was dead tired, i left my seat to stand somewhere else coz of you, your BO and your noisy conversations!
hmm i need to trim my hair.
i am BUSY. am juggling like, hospital planning, facilities, corpcomm - 3 departments of work. EH i'm only a temp staff hahahahaha. i dont mind though, its fun.

2008-04-20T01:49:00.000-07:00

friday was tiring, and so was satuday! my aunts, my mum and i went to the "shoe & bag affair" sale at takashimaya's atrium! there were loads of shoes, bags/purses and some belts from a plethora of brands from guess to comoditee to kiku to geox, all going at crazily affordable prices. there was this large comoditee tote that went for 39bucks and the last time i saw it i think it was more than twice that price. stella would go crazy :D heheh. we bought lots of stuff(: i got 2 bags and a pair of shoes! yayyy. then we all had dinner together! i loveeee having dinner together! we're gonna have dinner together again tonight! hohoho
saturday was busy too! and SO FUN. i had lunch with yuelin at coffee bean (it was like, her 2nd ever time at coffee bean poor thing) and after that we took a bus down to nj and walked from nj to sc! hohoho its good fun, really. so we went for the sc carnival and bumped into lots of people! we met dil (and her boyfriend) who gave us $20 worth of tickets coz she couldnt spend them all, and mrs bowness who gave us some more tickets for the same reason! the carnival was really packed! it was so hot we kept getting cold drinks and still couldnt keep cool): WE BUMPED INTO MRS LOGAN LIKE, 6 TIMES!!!! she looked soooo pretty in her yellow sleveless emboidered punjabi suit top and red pants and sash! she bought the suit from tekka market lv2 (she says its a good place to shop coz theyre really cheap there, about $30-40) aye she's so cool :D the carnival wasnt very entertaining (partially because of the crowd) but we caught up with teachers and found out that *gasp* mrs lee soo cheng, our beloved math teacher had left because her husband had to do business somewhere like kuala lumpur or something): but we saw mr ang who lost A LOT OF WEIGHT, 5 kg he says, and ms audrey tan, and i saw old sc friends, juniors etc etc. oh yes and mrs neoh's voice was heard blaring out the loudspeakers like, every 5 mins, and then every 2 seconds when the carnival ended.
after that, yuelin had to go on a date with her ninja boyfriend! ((: heheheeeeeee
and my parents brought me out to some posh japanese restaurant, cant remember what its called though, while i was still dressed in my afternoon's sweaty gear, which consisted of baggy aristal tee, shorts, and flipflops. OH MAN. but it was cool to be surrounded by so many japanese people (especially the uber cute little jap boys! theyre soooo much better than singaporean boys i tell you!) some waiters were dressed in suits and they had earpieces (josh called them mafia) and they were really really cool. theyre really...manly japanese men. josh was like, theyre so manly! ARGH why are japanese people so cool! anyway, the food there was really good. cant remember what its called. it has a japanese name! hahaha like that helps.
after that we had a walk along clarke quay (which actually is just a dirty canal with mud coloured water, though you cant see it at night) and josh pointed out a girl sitting down who had her jeans so low she was flashing her butt crack.
the weather is getting so hot! i neeeeed a glass of ice cold water now.

i had lots of fun!

2008-04-17T05:27:00.000-07:00

i had so much fun today! it was the myanmar new year water festival! they ensure you are thoroughly soaked XD they myanmarian/myanmarite/myanmar/burmese nurses were in chrage of the whole thing and they sure know how to have fun! its like, a water party hahaha. there was loads of food, delicious food at that, and buckets and buckets of water and a HOSE hohoho. the nursing director was really swift! i kept missing him even though i had quite a few tries at dousing him with a bucket of water. darn i need to improve my water-bucket throwing skills. oh and when you want to leave, they carry you and put you INTO a basin of water (imagine me sitting in a basin, legs sticking out) quickly rub some shampoo into your hair, and then pour what seemed to be a mini waterfall's worth of water over you! theyre so cool hahahaha.
a random note: a patient, an old man who likes to play chinese chess, called me "beautiful" the other day <3 hahha he's so cute. he usually speaks chinese so it was pretty surprising hahaha. anyway he needs to get his eyes checked.

soju!

2008-04-15T05:11:00.000-07:00

i tried soju today! its the green bottle of 90.5% alcohol drink that korean people drink on those korean shows! my parents bought it and asked if i wanted to try hahaha. theyre crazy over those korean shows.
soju smells like... alcohol, like the alcohol swabs you use to swab skin before taking blood? yeah. it has a smooth texture, a slightly thicker consistency than water, and its a little sweet. you can definitely taste the alcohol, its pretty strong, and makes my tongue a little numb. i cant imagine drinking bottles and bottles like lovelorn korean men in the shows though.

one more thing!

2008-04-12T00:00:00.001-07:00

oh yes, please dont take everything i say too seriously, coz i seem to be spouting lots of rubbish these days :D
i just... feel like it hahahaahah

disjointed!

2008-04-11T23:34:00.000-07:00

went back to school on monday night to get "college day certs??" but ashna forgot to bring them so i guess i'll have to go again! so stella navina tiff and i went out for dinner at curry wok! good stuff that was! and lovely lovely navina gave me a lift home :D

then tuesday night i was out again with cheryl mich and tisha! i like kimchi! but not too much hahaha

and thursday was the isat test which was screwed coz i was sick and got a headache midway coz of all my sneezing): i hope i was sane enough to do well :S we had like, a mini nj reunion at the isat test!! tiff, jean, soena, stellasasha, debra han and i-forgot-her-name! oh and i saw foongming! :D

i'm super super busy. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. i thought i could relax after a levels!!!!

but then again, i'm not too happy when i'm free and have nothing to do, and i get bored.

SO, i dont mind hehehehehe

oops i still have liting's salaam namaste.

aieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2008-04-06T07:23:00.000-07:00

i think i'm really a workaholic.
damnnnn you dont discover it till you start working i think.
hmmm maybe i'm not a workaholic, but a person who loves work
noooooooooooooo but i feel so lost if i dont have something to do!
i must always have something to do!
maybe i'm a workaholic
do i need therapy? workaholism's harmless right?

did i ever tell you, I LOVE WORK?

2008-04-02T04:04:00.000-07:00

mmmm i had a cool time with the nurses today:D hahahathey love me and i love them too!(: theyre all so cool la. hehehehehe
well, we've got an event at yishun tmrw and i'm not so sure whats going on hahahah. come and see. there's like korean dance hahaha
i just realised nj/nj indian dance is colonizing alexandra. there's yoosing and alee who are plain nj people, then there's kat, me, stella, and fadhli coming soon! hohohoho. anyone else wanna join? i can get you a job, yo.

josh: my friend went to SIM
me: oh i heard SIM is secretly very good! :D
mum: what do you mean secretly?
hmmmmmmmm yeah well i think that was stupid. but hey. i heard from somewhere that its secretly very good even though its ranking isnt there. oh well.

i was thinking back on some incident, made me laugh:
i was talking to someone about universities, then this guy turns to me and says "would you like some cheese?"
ahahahhaha cheese is aready so funny by itself, but this! hahahahha

yay my aunt bought me a bandanna coz i told her it looked nice :D

mmmm i really love work. i like having something to do. i love the people there. hmm am i a workaholic?

a little too popular, but i like it(:

2008-03-28T19:28:00.000-07:00

well, yesterday was tough!
i was sick, and i had to rush out that M&E contract so they could call tender yesterday. went without lunch and had something to eat after i'd finished, and it was like, 5pm. hoboy, just a taste of what its like to be an assistant director huh. i'm not even an executive hahaha. so well, i spent most of the day at MMD (materials management department) coz they were the ones who woud call tender and stuff. i was pretty weak after all that yesterday :/ but hey i found out that i didnt really mind, or maybe i couldnt really bother, i could keep going and stuff. maybe when youre half dead you dont bother to think(: but it was fun, and the MMD people were really really nice(:
however, the engineers (the people i had to work with to check the contract and stuff) were lazyyyy man. i asked them to check so many times the past few days, they said everything was fine/dont want to check. they only tell me last minute that everything is actually not fine when we're past the damn deadline): like "oh you have to add this in, its important" when i'm finding it so hard to breathe already. their crappy half baked english is also the reason i had to check the contract and edit almost every line. like, they come up with a half baked contract and throw it at my poor boss who's already finding it so hard to meet all his deadlines. i mean, even if their grammar is screwed, couldnt they check for contradictions?
oh ya, there was this senior engineer guy who's pretty irritating (ai ling thinks he's super irritating) coz he thinks he's really smart, so i try not to talk to him that much, his lectures make me sleepy. well anyway, when i finally finished the contract and stuff and told him that my boss needed him to do his part to finish up, he told me "you know i think youre really cute you know? i really think youre very cute! i should have introduced you to my son!" (his son is about 1 year my senior from nj too) and i'm like -_-??? ok, i'm sick, starving, half dead, i'm sure it shows on my face, and he's trying to make new friends for me. right. oh ya his son's going to uk to study medicine. apparently he didnt want to study in nus.
well going on about making new friends, esther, my newly established godmother in the office told my boss that she'd like to matchmake me with her son if he didnt already have a girlfriend): oh mannnn.
i've also been getting a plethora of job offers hahaha. last time it was clinical services, now i've got sister chia asking me to help in her clinic, then i've also got yen who's heading corporatecomm even though her department is already quite full hahaha. oh and finance too. hmmm i'd actually like to work as a chef for fun ahhahaha but nobody's offered me that yet, although everytime i go deliver stuff to the kitchen i get free bananas watermelons and fruits. yumyum
anyway my boss is cool. he's too nice la. he kept asking me yesterday whether he could buy me something to eat, but i had no appetite for lunch coz i was sick): he actually wanted me to take the day off tmrw coz he said i worked very hard, but then there were problems with the contract last minute so i had to come back.
whatta week. at least i can relax now and talk to daniel in the us where its like 8pm(:

thank you for pissing me off

2008-03-21T21:00:00.001-07:00

anna thanks you for pissing her off! rage is a lot of work.

hehehehehehe

i need 10 days a week, 40 hours a day

2008-03-17T23:35:00.000-07:00

i am so BEESSSYYYYYY can.
yesterday was stella's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY STELLA! i will always love my h3 math rabbit muchos!
nothing much to blog about except that i watched HORTON with julian soena yuyan and yoosing on friday, went to the not-very-helpful nus open house and watched STEP UP 2 with anna yoosing jean and astrid on saturday, visited cheryl on saturday, and had diarrhoea on sunday coz of the amazing amount of chilli i had on saturday. the 2 movies were good(: go watch. step up 2 was nice coz it showed some nice unconventional bgirling, though the dances overall werent as dope as those in you got served. i wanna see some girls do airflares! hohoho
ok besides that, i've got to go out tmrw with aly, delia, jeanette and wendy i think. and i gotta do applications! so byebye!

ramen santouka!

2008-03-06T18:07:00.001-08:00

i had ramen santouka (best ramen in japan, they said) in central last night! yummmmyyyy, though a little too salty. but so goooooooooooooood(: i was utterly stuffed hahahha

results today, and i am at peace(: i dont really mind getting anything already, coz i've got lots of alternatives(: i have to msg my results to lots and lots of people :/ but fear not, for i am JOANNE QUICKFINGERS TAN!

someday, i'm gonna learn to make super yummy ramen! and i'm gonna cook it for anyone feeling under the weather that day, and they'll be all right! it'll be called joanne's special ramen for the soul!

something funny happened while i was reading my ultracoolbrandnewcookbook

2008-03-05T07:38:00.000-08:00

was in orchard so i dropped into mount e hosp to visit my aunt and uncle. proceeded to yummy yummy coffee bean to fill mestomach and read my ultracoolbrandnewcookbook, and HO, dont we meet the funniest people in the hospital. while i was reading, this (obese) lady sat down at a table next to me and started SMOKING. and why did i put that in caps? coz there's a nice, conspicuous, about 7x7cm, pop-up sign in the middle of the table that tells us that we CANNOT SMOKE. i gag, frown, and cough a bit, and coz she doesnt get the message, i tell her "'scuse me, this is a non smoking area" she goes, "oh ok" she goes on to take quite a few deep hurried puffs of her cigarette (and in that time i happened to exchange looks with a lady at the next table who gives me the "umm, she's taking quite a while to put out her cigarette" look) the smoker lady then throws it on the floor and steps on it): ahhh peace, i think.
after 10 mins, she talks to me.
she: um, you dont like smoking, is it?
me: uh i dont like the smell (resisting the urge to tell her of the evils of smoking and how it irks me)
she: oh i see. you know, smoking is very addictive. its like a drug, you know, like heroin, very addictive. drugs are very addictive.
me: ya
she: you know, i'm trying to quit smoking. i'm here to get treated, to stop smoking. i started smoking in the US, when i was 20. now i'm 42. thats 20 years of smoking. (she tells me her life story, can. this is a shortened version)
me: oh
she: you know i went for chinese acupuncture to cure my addiction, and i went for psychiatric medicine too. so eastern and western medicine clashed and so i'm here.
me: mm
she: cannot smoke here ah?
me: yes, this is a non smoking area, and you cant smoke in the hospital
she: ya. but can smoke there you know? (she tells me as if i'm a fellow smoker and she's recommending a place for me to smoke. she points to this bare area with some ventilation pipes and stuff which, incidentally, had a 40x40cm large non smoking sign)
me: are you sure? (hint hint, there's a sign there!)
she: ya can one, theres no one there so i can smoke.
a while after we stopped talking, she went there and started smoking

AH WELL.

oh did you hear? results on fry day.

love you tomorrow!

2008-02-26T05:51:00.000-08:00

the gardeners came today and accidentally broke the glass of my oven): i have no idea how. gosh must be really dangerous to be around gardeners. therefore, i will have to travel to my aunt's house tmrw to bakebakebake! mm i'm getting good at it!(:
well yesterday, i went back to school to watch INDIAN DANCE IN ACTION! in the sweltering sauna of the hall hahahaha. i realised that girish choreographs dances that have great beginnings, but really WEIRD moves after that. SAUMYA decided to visit on the same day!!! yayyyy(: of course, she needed to see her mr goh so i went too! i dont know him hahahahah so he was staring at me strangely for quite a while. heheh saumya the businesswoman in maybank had to promote some home loan to mr goh, and hinted to him to get a house with a certain friend. butttt he said he had enough cash to buy a house upfront. like whoaaaaa!
oh man grown-ups/working people are SO COOL can. they even smell nice!

today's asshole is darwin!

2008-02-24T02:34:00.000-08:00

can we take evolution out of the syllabus? it really isnt feasible at all!

they assume that over millions of years, mutations increase genetic information to make a simple amoeba evolve into a complex human being consisting of millions of cells, numerous complex tissues like nerves and the brain, and being intelligent and capable of emotion? right. ALL known mutations so far result in the loss of genetic information. it is more likely that amoebas evolved from humans ok. GOSH.

oh and what a joke, we've found a supposed extinct amphibious fish that lived millions of years ago in the deep waters of indonesia.

and with that theory of evolution, shouldnt we have loads of intermediates around? like him:

or something like that.

and come on, how did we get that first ancestral amoeba?? you tell me mixing some elemental soup coupled with time and chance gives you an amoeba? righhtttt. i had to memorise so many conditions and rectants for so many chemical reactions in organic chemistry to form simple organic molecules and you tell me no intelligence is needed to form organic life. just mix it. eheheheh right. dont give me that big bang crap. theres the question of where all that elemental soup came from anyway, you have to have something to BANG before you get a big BANG right?

some scientists are so STUPID really.

i wanna see a gay bear(:

2008-02-24T02:19:00.000-08:00

i'd like a pet kangaroo, please? its so cute!
maybe i can get one if i go study in australia!

anyway, since the road run was on friday, there was no one in school to visit :/ therefore, i will visit tmrw! yayyyyyyyy
i'm not blogging much am i. busybusyme):
i hope i get to meet a schizophrenic tmrw!! i've never met one before!(: hehehehheheheh he thinks he's a CID officer, and oh boy oh boy this is gonna be fun!

i like towels

2008-02-21T23:14:00.000-08:00

i love cutewithchris.com!

mmm its amazing how tiring work is! i actually had to put yokoyoko on my calves this morning! it could also be because i ran for a bit yesterday, but hohoho being on your feet all morning sure is taxing!

i am tooooooooooo busy. i have been too busy since the year started. heh sometimes too busy for toilet breaks):

anyway i am going to visit anna in school (perhaps during her econs lesson!) and reward her for feeding us with so many scandalous anecdotes about ms chua and mr goh(: oh and i'm going to visit INDIAN DANCE HOHOHO

i neeeeed to complain about adult fares. they are wayyyyyyy too expensive. i spend like, 3 bucks a day on transport can. ARGHHHHHHH. ok gtg busy busy busy

i <3 my juniors

2008-02-11T04:42:00.000-08:00

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zq28O-HrlFg

quick! fangirl them! NOW! so cute la!
and i literally LOL-ed at the harahara steps((: SHO CYUTE LARH
if i ever get my hands on them, their cheeks are gonna get real sore
oh dear.

i've made my first thousand but i feel like a million bucks(:

2008-02-11T02:44:00.000-08:00

hohoho when i checked the (office) mail today, i found a letter for me, surprisingly(: so i got my first payyyyyy((:
barely over a thousand, but ooooooooohh it feels good(:
i got money in the bank yo, whatchu think about that?

now i gotta figure out HOW to take that money out to spend((:

well anyway, happy birthday to me, and i got myself a lovely spankin' new adidas candy watch(: thanks to all who messaged me/called me/etc to wish me, i didnt really expect some, for example, my aunts suddenly became really techno-savvy and messaged me((: okok joking la theyre not that backward la(: they gave me COOKBOOKS for my birthdayyy!!! YAYYY i love cookbooks thank you very much(: so now i have 2 more cookbooks all for myself!
aye i tell you i really dont mind becoming a chef, like an italian food chef. ahhhhhhhh so many things i wanna do, and only 1 life): cats have it good eh.

ANYWAYYYY,

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE MONKEY YOOSING((:
hello my fellow chinese new year birthday person who also finds it so difficult to celebrate!

i hope all your problems will be solved quick and easy this year!

this is your best pic yet((: even yujia in the background looks awed. heheheheheh lovelove(:

2008-02-03T06:38:00.000-08:00

oh my so sorryi've been missing for a week. my petty dad got pissed that i accidentally left the modem on and decided to remove all the cables for internet and desktop access. doesnt that suck? yes it does. very very much. i missed a whole week of cute with chris updates. he's always like that. not happy with you, take away your toys/playstation/internet. its extremely tempting to plot revenge, but i shouldnt bring myself down to that/his level. as you can tell, i'm pretty darn pissed with him.

other than that, i love work. heheh i was super happy on wednesday coz the CEO called me "clever girl" ehehehehehehheheee((: coz he really liked the posters i designed for the blood donation day(: said they were "very well done" or something like that. yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oh and working people are somehow so much more appealing. theyre all so pretty and goodlooking and eeeeeee!!! i'm a fangirl now hahahahaha

oh and i had a really productive shopping day today! you know, shopping for work clothes and stuff(: my shoes are gonna be sooooooooooo comfy, i'll be able to run rounds and rounds and ROUNDS before i'll get tired! hohohoho

i couldnt donate blood): they couldnt find my vein, said it "ran" from them. excuses!!! i'm too young for that la. lol. and i could donate last time lor. them inexperienced nurses poked and poked around inside my arm till i got a bruise.

vokay i shall go sleep coz i am sleepy.

the CEO has looked upon me with favour

2008-01-23T05:42:00.000-08:00

hahaha i had a talk with the CEO today coz he liked the poster that i accidentally had to design. he then volunteered me for other poster designing stuff. he's cool la. he has the whole philosophy and lifestyle thing going good. and he's named himself the "chief toilet cleaner" as well. i must say, he's done a great job with the toilets. my immediate boss joked to ask for a pay raise for me hahahah
half of my afternoon was spent improving on the design of a poster, and um, posing for and taking pictures for the poster. hahahahahaha oh man. i will be famous in the toilets. people will look at me as they answer the call of nature! yes, it is a poster to remind people not to squat on toilet seats. unglam hahahahha
ah i loveeeee my colleagues can(: theyre so cool and cute and nice and everything la.

all hail the master photocopier

2008-01-22T05:49:00.000-08:00

yes, it is i, ze master of the photocopier. i can photocopy a whole tender set in just a little over 1 hour. my name is henceforth joanne quickfingers tan. hohoho
i have been dealing with so much construction stuff. jargon like corrigendums and stuff. heheh. i might just be the next big contractor ok, better than that phua chu kang with yellow boots. pay me to build castles for you and soon enough i'll be the boss of united premas heheheheh. just joking. i only build castles of sand.
yes steph i know its youuuuuu go read your tagboard!
did i mention that my colleagues launch into hokkien and chinese very often? hahahaha its funny. i go like 0.o "eh?", and they go like >.< "ohhhh i forgot"
anyone wants to have a soyabean party? i got unlimited buy 1 get 1 free soyabean drink vouchers for mr bean. valid till the 31st!!

imma gonna buy you a draaaank

2008-01-19T03:11:00.000-08:00

went out with josh today to buy present for auntie angeliq. he was so bitchy today hahahahah. oh and he has a filipino friend in acsi my age who's married, has a son, and does capoeira. like LOL.

i am getting fat and stupid coz my job does not require me to think): and because my colleagues feed me. arghhhhh
my mum wont let me learn taekwondo)):

anyone wanna take the sat? i'm selling my SAT official guide book that is brand new (less than 2 weeks old) and untouched (except for the part where i took it out of the plastic bag) kinokuniya sells it at 33 bucks and i'm gonna sell it cheaper than that, like 30 or something. please buy because i want to get rid of it quickly so i dont need to take the SAT this saturday (:
i'll buy you a drink if you buy it from me (:

ANYONE WANNA DONATE BLOOOOOOOD on the 31st?

i'm bushed

2008-01-18T05:56:00.000-08:00

havent had the time to blog coz i've been working really hard!!(: admin assistant ok! which means tons of photocopying and etc hahahah. my brain is rotting.
well, i LOVE working. its surprisingly fun hohoho. my colleagues are all so funny, and many of them act like they've never seen a teenager or even a kid can. like they BABY me. hahahaha they call me 'small girl' and stuff. "small girl come i treat you ok?" "small girl come and help me can?" "yes can i help you? (insert patronising baby talk-ish) how old are you? oh 18 ah! so small! so CYUTEE!" and you can practically see me going -.-"
despite that, they're all really really nice people and i like them very very much :D
oh and my boss is really nice too, he keeps lending me his ikea card when i eat at ikea with friends(: once when i had lunch with alee, and tonight when i had dinner with yoosing and anna
hahhahaha anna's working in nj! and so we got to hear lots of scandalous stories about certain teacher couples in school hahahhhaha(:
oh btw i'm donating blood on the 31st! fun fun! even though melody (my colleague) tells me that you put on weight after donating blood, the pros definitely outweigh that huge con. you save lives, you have fun playing/pumping your blood, you get a squeeze toy, and the lovely colourful bandage after that!! isnt that just wonderful!
dont i just find everyhing fun these days? weird hahah. still better than having nothing to do, like the period after the A's in december and stuff.

of GONDOR!

2008-01-10T07:06:00.000-08:00

i'd like to work as a professional sandcastle sculptor.
i'd like to work as a coconut opener. yupp.
i could work as a monkey too.
oh i'd also like to work at gv and earn me a lot and a lot of money
but what would i do with the money?
i'm not allowed to buy a wii, or a ps3):
WHAT DO I DO WITH THE MONEY!?!?
considering it doesnt help much to save it coz it'll be eroded by inflation a few years down
suggestions, anyone?

2008-01-07T18:28:00.000-08:00

Gracie comes back for christmas, and this is the only picture we have together :D

well, i sent grace off yesterday, and bumped into yuelin at the airport! she was sending her bro off! they were on the same flight, but refused to meet each other coz they were too "shy" lol

yuelin's bro saw our sandcastle building pics and told me i was scantily clad! like 0.o

will post more sandcastle pics soon :D

anyway, i dont like it when people ask where i stay then when they find out i stay where i stay, they go like, "OMG youre bloody rich" and it pisses me off coz i'm not bloody rich. and its not like i'm gonna sell my house and get lots of money coz my home is like, inelastic. there's sentimental value in it, so i'm gonna stay there as long as i can. gosh! so what if it sells for lots, i'm not going to sell it. trust me, i'm not rich, at all. yeah well it pisses me off):

i build castles for the king of india

2007-12-22T02:36:00.000-08:00

i make mushroom houses!

with stairs!

close up!

yuelin's sandcastle! she said it looked like a lotr place hahaha

our castles

making the castle

i am very hardworking!

the bridge on yuelin's castle!

smexyy yuelin and her castle(:

cool look huh!

her castle. there's a deeeeep hole i dug next to her castle in the top left hand corner! we could stand in it, and it went up to waist level heheh

yuelin's crazy about ruins

artistic shot through the space under yuelin's bridge

yuelin's bridge. incidentally, yuelin has a brit accent, and london is in britain, and even more coincidentally, there is a very famous bridge in london. hohoho

yes yuelin is crazy about ruins.

it wa raining and be took shelter in a bar. a shot taken from the bar.

the rain makes everything blend!

we were in bali. hahahahaha righhhttt sentosa, palawan beach looking pretty after the rain

we used a bucket(:

later in the day, some guy came up to us and said, that our sandcastles looked "professional" and that we could take part in "international competitions" heheh.

i'm supposed to be relaxing

2007-12-13T20:02:00.000-08:00

rarrrrrrrrr i am going to go crazy if i stay at home any longer): i wish my mum didnt take leave):
no prizes for guessing what's driving me crazy at home.
how would you like to be woken up by slamming doors and a "can you stop wasting your life away, its already 1030!!" at 10am in the morning especially after you've been unable to sleep properly at night due to nightmares and stuffiness?
GOSH!
i would like a boxing bag, please.

sorry yuelin, you'll have to wait a little longer for the pictures

WARNING!

2007-12-11T01:25:00.000-08:00

DO NOT go to the breko cafe in holland v. the food there SUCKS and so does the service. its awfully slow, and gosh all the dishes we ordered were screwed. the caesar salad is overloaded with parmesan, but they were stingy on the dressing. tasted gross. the beef kebab is so tasteless and tough, its a good thing they provided the chili sauce sheesh. the burger i ordered, the "mushroom and cheese burger" had a beef patty as dry as the gobi desert so i ate only half. even the coleslaw was horrible. josh's ribeye steak was tasteless and the aglio olio pasta and black pepper sauce that came with it was too overloaded with pepper. horrible horrible horrible food i say): josh said that even the food centre's western food (in holland v) was better.

LOL

2007-12-07T07:42:00.000-08:00

the legal drinking age in the US is 21
like LOL, i couldnt tell!

por que? por que maria!?

2007-12-07T07:24:00.000-08:00

am having a bit of asahi "super dry" beer now. it kinda tastes like my mum's mushroom miso soup :D gosh hahahaha wonder why they call it super dry though. but its pretty good. josh says it tastes like carlsberg! hmmm but beer isnt my thing. i need a drinking partner to try new drinks with me! oh but if anyone wants to try beer, dont take chang's coz its super diluted and yucky): i dont like.
and i'm watching pablo francisco hohoho he's funny. i wish i were that good with voices. oh well its late, better go sleep
aye sent astrid off at the airport today :D oh my i got pretty lost before that :D i think thats badddd. yayyyy astrid must keep in touch ok!
kefka eats babies!! he's a bad bad boy, and i'm gonna dragon kick his ass into the milky way hohoho :D
i know i'm not making sense to those non-gamers but oh well

smoking is badddddd!

2007-12-04T22:49:00.000-08:00

when we went out for lunch on tuesday, we saw this guy with a cigarette in his mouth walking to his car next to us as we got out of the car. he had it in his mouth for a really long time.

me: eew! he's smoking in the car!
josh: no look! his cigarette isnt lighted! he's a poser!
me: hahhahha POSER!
then the guy drove off, and josh spotted the triangle sign for new drivers on his car
josh: look! he's a noob driver too!
me: a poser AND a noob driver! HAHAHAHAHA

ok ya i know we're mean ahhaha

ufufufufu

2007-12-02T19:35:00.000-08:00

i just had my first practical driving lesson yesterday((: driving is FUN!(: especially when you pick up speed!(: my instructor said my turnings were nice, and kept asking me if i played the arcade driving games coz i was really good! bwahahahahaha! nearly got into accidents a few times when i was changing gear and didnt look up(: i was using manual, so the car stalled about 2 to 3 times): but its cool hohohohoho its pretty addictive(: looks like i'm a driving talent huh? hahahahahahahaha righttttt. but my instructor did say i had a good feel of it(:

well then, we had dinner over at my aunts house coz my parents had some adult dinner function thingy. my nieces, the 3 dear little princesses came over as well! love their ultra cute brit accent(: they called my aunt "noi noi" LOL you know "nai nai" as grandma right? they pronounced her noi noi hahahahahahahaha. shayeanne's the funniest:
me: shayeanne! whats your hobby, what do you like to do?
shayeanne: POO POO!
hahahahahaha poopoo was her favourite word yesterday, she kept saying it! sher-may as usual, wouldnt let me carry her): she only likes men): sheesh
adeline's really good with the kids(: she made them stars and paper-chocolate wrapper crowns! and she makes cheesecakes that OWN everyone else's. you know, usually i dont eat cheesecake coz i dont like the cheesecake part, and i dont think cheese goes with cake, so i only eat the top and bottom hahaha. but with adeline's cheesecake, i can eat a bit of the middle now, coz it doesnt taste much like cheese(: go order(: oh wait her website's not up yet. oh well. i'll do an advert for her maybe(:

mm

2007-11-30T18:11:00.000-08:00

visited grandma, uncle gordon, ern-lijn and 2nd uncle's (chi-gu) graves the other day to clean up and brighten them with flowers. i must say, weeding is backbreaking and pretty tough too): i wonder how gardeners stand it): but you do get a sense of satisfaction from getting a weed out. but i'll never be a gardener, i always take quite a bit of grass with me when i get a weed out, resulting in an unsightly hole): oh and the mosquitoes at the old graves like chi-gu's one are vicious! probably because there arent any live humans around for them to feed on. there are lots of them coz the holes in the graves for flowers collect stagnant water for them to breed):

well anyway, i went exploring this morning!!(: so exciting hahahahah. i checked out the area around the forested area in 6th avenue. but it was pretty wet): not too gross though, coz the sun was out and dried quite a bit of it out. anyone wanna go exploring with me??(:

ok i have no idea what to do for prom. i have no room to put my stuff and i'm going for the post prom party at attica! curse my blur-ness)): maybe i shouldnt go for the party, i want to, but i need a locker or something to put my stuff)): have been trying to look for a room elsewhere but only astrid wants to share, oh well.

i think i shall play my newly downloaded pokemon fire red game today(:

all your dreams are dead(:

2007-11-28T03:50:00.000-08:00

i love cute with chris((: its just not fast enough!! quick chris!!!
ufufufufu i just got highlights((: and i've been out everyday, so my legs are tired.
oh did i mention, i'm learning to drive??????((:
i just passed my trial theory test today without even reading the theory guidebook they gave us(: i must say, i was born to drive! just joking, the questions are pretty easy, and i'm afraid i'll embarrass myself on sunday when i get to try out my first practical driving lesson in the circuit. hahahahhahaha oh boy oh noy its exciting huh((:
my basic theory exam's on the 21st!!(:
gosh i know, like more studying): mum nagged me to get it done asap coz i wanted to study overseas. she claims she didnt but welllllllllllll. wont say anything. DONT TELL HER i said that!

i've got embarrassing photos of SOMEONE((:
and i've got new socks! ((:
anyone wanna learn how to drive too? i'm learning at the ang mo kio/yio chu kang driving centre!

oh well

2007-11-25T07:23:00.000-08:00

i didnt know my cousin knew mr stephen loh.

crazy year, isnt it?

2007-11-25T01:39:00.000-08:00

read the newspapers! and please pray for the group of singaporean dragon boaters that got lost in cambodia! mr stephen loh our new pe teacher in nj is also one of them! must have been some wave if it could topple a dragon boat): maybe theyre drifting somewhere in the pacific ocean with no food or water): quickquick find them!

what a crazy year. grandma, uncle gordon gone so quick, and 3 more lovely people getting horrible chronic illnesses. praise God for tua ee, she never lets anything get her down. this aunt is a tough one(: cance and chemotherapy is awful but she's handling everything so well, and always visiting and buying food for lots of people. superwoman. she is OWNing cancer, in the emotional sense, lets pray she'll own it in the physical sense too.

then the a levels. it was good in the end, but the period leading up to it was scary. so we've graduated. and now i'm forced to grow up. nj was good, i love the people, and the teachers are sweet. i'm glad i went to nj, it has such a warm accepting culture, everyone's so nice and i've had a wonderul journey with wonderful friends in just 2 years. though the academic part was tough, everyone made it a lot better. that is why we need to count our blessings, not our sorrows. be grateful for what you have, other people might seem to be having it better, but its all relative.

why do bad things happen to good people? like ending one's life prematurely? some atheists are atheists as they say there is injustice and too much suffering in the world. they ask, how can a loving God allow so much unjustifiable suffering? lots of people would have felt like that, with our imperfect human world as it is. the thing is, suffering is not imposed on us by God, but suffering is the result of us humans. it is the result of our having free will. and because humans are inherently selfish creatures, having free will and the power to carry it out would inevitably cause suffering to others. i dont need to give examples of this occuring, its just rampant, isnt it? we live in this imperfect world precisely because of the first wrong choice adam made in the garden of eden, the result of freewill mixed with Man's selfishness. we have no control over nature anymore, compared to the beginning, because of this, i mean, look at all those natural disasters. and there are diseases. by this choice, the whole human race was cursed to suffer and die, but God being such a loving God gave an avenue out with the system of sacrifices and later, Jesus. so even if we've got suffering now, we'll have it good coz we've got a life after death. it could have been much worse off.
its a good thing we still have our free will, huh? He didnt decide to take everything back after we screwed up.
because there is so much suffering, we need God. pray for strength for the people suffering now, support and love is always appreciated, and divine intervention always makes things a lot better. i still have lots more to say, but i'm tired.
aye i've been rambling lots, havent i?

did you know?

2007-11-20T23:11:00.001-08:00

did you know that if you wiki "ribulose biphosphate" you wont get anything, but if you wiki "rubp" you get the ribulose biphosphate page! like, major bug eyed face 0.o
people, DONT get tricked by all that rubp crap!!! rubp is a 5-carbon compound, not a polypeptide! RUBISCO is the stupid polypeptide (enzyme) that catalyses the reaction between rubp and carbon dioxide!!!
yes i know i'm a geek):
last paper tmrw yayyyy(:
its my mum's bday today, go wish her if you havent!(:

craig is an internet sensation!

2007-11-18T21:24:00.000-08:00

this is craig and his cat(:

made famous by chris at cutewithchris.com

he's got his own facebook group!

plus!

2007-11-17T05:03:00.000-08:00

i got myself a pair of blades for 183 bucks todayyyyy(:
note: alyssa took THIS long to blog about sentosa. shall i say more?

THE END IS NEAR!!!

2007-11-16T19:11:00.000-08:00

there's a 50% clearance sale for blades!(: hohoho
but i think skateboards are still a more convenient form of transport. smaller than bikes and easy to keep and carry around!
well anyway, methinks excessive studying makes you stupid): you know, like diminishing returns etc. yeah? coz today i made ribena for myself in the morning, and it took a long time): first i made it too sweet, so i poured some away and proceeded to add water. then after ading water, i SHOOK it, of all things to do, to, you know, mix it up evenly): i shook a cup about 5/6ths full of ribena. dont worry i cleaned up after myself.
only 2 more papers!!!!!! hohohoho
and did i mention, i love cute with chris? though i dont understand what the horse says sometimes hahahha he's a random bugger.

when you have econs tomorrow.

2007-11-14T18:41:00.000-08:00

you get bored and take stupid pictures.

with your econs notes

and act happy hahahahaha

but then, you cannot hold back your true feelings

i dislike econs.

and you play with your hair. cant see much difference though

yes. i did believe that i would

a new bag!(: the logo's so cute right!

it was pretty cheap!, like 29.90 or something

goes with my juice clutch huh(:

3 more papers! we are DOING it mannnnn

i absolutely, positively LOVE econs

2007-11-12T22:04:00.001-08:00

josh finished with his o levels today): i want to be finished now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rawr econs tmrw. at least i'm not doing h2 anymore, stupid economies of scale and market structure was horrible last year):
iloveeconsiloveeconsiloveeconsiloveeconsiloveeconsiloveecons
who am i kidding?
i will get deviantart after exams and show you how i feel. its probably going to be a series.
i know you all love my 'death by econs' (:

listening to babuji zara dheere chalo makes me feel like dancinggg(: hahahahah

hello world!

2007-11-11T01:24:00.000-08:00

i've been playing bleach blade battlers with josh coz i had a long break!(: its pretty fun, pity we cant read japanese.

there isnt much to blog about): you could go see steph's blog, she's got a nice youtube link, some giant rabbit dancing the melbourne shuffle! then you could go see meltee's blog, she's opened an online store! then you could also go to saumya's blog, show her some love and encouragement and tell her not to be so emo! hehehe go tag as anons and freak her out(: then you could search yuelin's blog to find her uber cool math ode, a poem(: oh btw, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUELINNNNN!!!!! read my msg will you?

hahaha i think i'm quite pro! at games hahahah. i havent been playing regularly, quite seldom actually, and i can just own some people who've been practicing like crazy hahahahah
I OWN YOUUUUUU!

i'm wondering, should i learn muay thai or taekwondo? so cool lor. muay thai suits asian people coz its fast and furious apparently, but taekwondo's cool coz there're like flying kicks and stuff!

bwahahahah

2007-11-06T19:05:00.000-08:00

math and bio were gooooooood (: i finished ahead of time for both, and had an hour extra for math!! ((: when God blesses you, the blessings overflow, hohoho(:
anyway, yuelin's here studying with me. jealous??(:
i am getting fat-ter):

hmm

2007-11-02T22:29:00.000-07:00

math was good(: i like that(:
but i found out that i'm really a little too late to apply for overseas universities): damn i hate it that i'm so blur): arghhhhhh that means i might have to stay in boring, sad singapore for overloaded university courses, or enter overseas universities one whole year late): BOTHER. someone help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)):
is it really really too late? am i in denial??? help me pleaseee??
and RAWR i wasted my whole day yesterday coz of that stupid playstation))): its amazing how slack i am when people like saumya are the total opposite. she's so, INTO the A level thing. sighhhh
all the mental stress, trying to concentrate when the playstaion is right smack in front of you and your bro is playing, like almost the whole day): i get really really tired just from that, and i havent even done anything much):
anyway, i think we should all go see "tokyo breakfast nigga" on youtube, about a japanese family obsessed with the word "nigga" hahahaha

&%%$*^$!!!!

2007-10-31T00:54:00.000-07:00

RAWRRRRRRRR @ GP
like, i screwed up some compre that was meant to be pretty easy)):
other than that, one down, lots more to go!
i believe in miracles((: lets all pray for some((:

2007-10-26T20:11:00.003-07:00

i scored a measly 18?? right. i tried to be nerdy ok, but all that technical jargon was just too much):

things to do after a's

2007-10-24T21:39:00.001-07:00

go build a professional sandcastle with yuelin after being inspired by martha stewart's show!((:
to do this, i need:
-icecream stick
-buckets
-wet sand taken from near the tideline
-wet weather so that the sand remains wet
-method: pile sand-a small volcano of sand, flatten the top of the volcano, make a ridge, pour seawater, buckets of it, use your imagination for the rest of it(:
learn taekwondo
and tricking
and parkour/free running
hang out in sc to try out the swings and the new food!!
get a job to earn MONEYYYYYY
play DMC
learn to cook lots of stuff like LAMIAN!!
go out with lots of people(((:
make more juice clutches for myself and a lot of people
shop
cook
playplayplay
learn hindi from boob
learn spanish, german, japanese lol

so far(:

ninja named collagen

2007-10-19T21:11:00.000-07:00

नमस्ते! wonder if that turned out right. can someone check, please?
anyway, go look at kat's profile pic on facebook. then look at mine. check out the ultra hot matching (pipes) afro pics hahahahahah
oh well scrap that. i just realised she changed it back hahahahha
happy anniversary to daniel and lizzi((: one of the cutest couples ever(((:
ps. i dont mind having more nieces and nephews
must study!!!!! so i can get all my ella ella A A As
even while stalking someone on facebook

chem jokes

2007-10-19T00:07:00.000-07:00

Q: Why did the bear dissolve in water?
A: Because he was polar.
Q:What do you do with a dead chemist?
A: Barium.
Q: What did the benzene ring say when it lost one of its double bonds?
A: IM DIENE!
hahahahahhaha aint it cool(:

ok back to the essay!

from yuelin

2007-10-18T00:22:00.000-07:00

"true, i did agree to buy a tame lion from you, but i was a minor at the time, and the lion was not a thing reasonably necessary for my station in life"
hahahhahahahaha

rant

2007-10-12T18:56:00.000-07:00

i'd like to rant about the rugby world cup now that i've seen the replays over and over again. THE REFEREE SUCKS. he's getting death threats now as we speak, i heard.
GAHHHHHHHH HOW CAN THE ALL BLACKS LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was gay i tell you! (i'm not being sexist, its an expression) i mean, that pass was SO OBVIOUSLY A FORWARD PASS CAN!!!!! its so freaking OBVIOUS!!!!! just that penalty and the all blacks would've won!
then there was like, absolutely no obstruction can. the french guy just got knocked down coz he was WEAK. did you see him fly?? nrawrrrrrrrr.

lit is cool

2007-10-11T03:46:00.000-07:00

crashed kat's lit lecture today coz we had to finish up chriselle's present((:
SO COOL! spotted navina, saumya and a few others in the lecture((: its like, combined can. so cool(: saumya's hair looked really straight though, so i couldnt tell at first!
anyway, i wasnt paying much attention, coz i didnt need to hahhahahhaha isnt that cool(: but i overheard some bits about the duchess of malfi hehehehehee
from what i gather, the duchess is a lady with lots of "power" and she's aware of it, and she likes "being on top" heheheh i can quote ok. then her brothers are 2 power hungry guys who want to control her. and apparently they're perverts as well. heard sex being mentioned lotsa times! also heard something about the duchess having "bhangra power" or "bangla power" or something like that hahahhaha. sounds like an interesting story. there's an antonio in it too!!!!! SHO CYUTEE!!!! wonder if shakespeare wrote that. mr dio's pretty cool(:
namaste kubsuret kaminis! mehrenam joanne hey! gehsae ho? meh tik hu! mujhe piari apurva pasan hey!
heheheh meh toomsay mohabhat kirty hu! kyu????
just in case you think i've gone crazy, thats hindi.